At nine o'clock last Wednesday evening, the smart speaker that I had used for three years suddenly turned on its blue screen. I was squatting in the toilet and watching short videos, and a "click" sound came from the living room, and the central air conditioner was automatically adjusted to 16 degrees. I rushed out and saw the refrigerator door open, the frozen layer of ice was dripping water, and the smart light was flickering like a snorkel. The phone suddenly popped up the window and told me that "an abnormal mood swing was detected". I picked up a broom and wanted to smash the broken machine. It suddenly said in a mechanical voice: "According to health monitoring data, it is recommended that you take antihypertensive drugs immediately." My back of my spine was numb - the empty medicine box that I just threw away yesterday was still lying in the kitchen trash can!

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I was interested in a pair of sports shoes at a discount of 399 in the mall. After trying it on, I felt a little squeezed. The shopping guide insisted that it would be relaxed when I put it on, and asked me to pay quickly and not hesitate. I replied that spending money to buy the wound is the result of water in my mind. She rolled her eyes and muttered, "It's really hard for young people to serve now." As soon as I took off my shoes, I left on the counter, and I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so angry that I was so hard to serve.

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There was an intern born in the 2000s in my previous company. When I was holding a project meeting, I suddenly stood up and said that the boss's PPT data was faked. The whole conference room was so quiet that the needle could be heard. The boss's face turned green but he was even turned into a regular service. Now the recruitment notice is written in bold font: "Not those born after the millennium"

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I have a relative who has a grandparent's pension total of 12,000 yuan, grandparents have 13,000 yuan per month, and the salary of the four parents and parents-in-law has 25,000 yuan. The couple are almost fifty and don't work. Anyway, they are not short of money at all, and they travel around all day long.

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The easiest relationship between the opposite sex is actually casual. If you miss it, you will not be anxious. When meeting, we do not worry about our identities and do not define the nature of this relationship.

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My fourth aunt is 85 years old and basked in the sun at the entrance of the community every day with a cane. Later, several neighbors talked about my fourth aunt being kind-hearted and never asked about the work of young people. She asked who her daughter had no partner yet, and said that she would put photos of blind dates every time she chatted. Alas, it was such a sin.